RaiderPower1
06-15-2002, 02:23 PM
I don't know if any of you have seen this before, but here it is:
This doesn't pick on just one team.
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
.......Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
.......A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
......Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
.........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the
road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football
player's life?
........His freshman year.
(8) How many OU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.......None. .........That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Stillwater, Oklahoma. He knew that the police would
never look there for a HeismanTrophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
This doesn't pick on just one team.
(1) What does the average Texas A&M player get on his SATs?
.......Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
.......A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room?
......Grease her hips and push.
(4) How do you get a Colorado graduate off your porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) Why do the Texas Tech cheerleaders wear bibs?
.........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
(6) Why is the Baylor football team like a possum?
........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the
road.
(7) What are the longest three years of a Kansas State football
player's life?
........His freshman year.
(8) How many OU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
.......None. .........That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Stillwater, Oklahoma. He knew that the police would
never look there for a HeismanTrophy winner.
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Texas choose orange as their team color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on
Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.